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--- wilderlands:calendar:2024:04:11 [2024/03/31 03:35] – created lee
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-====== Session 1 ======
+====== Demon Whorse Slain By Local Adventurers ======
+>Be me, just a simple demon horse, hanging out in the Wilderlands island grasslands, minding my own business.
+>Chuds in a big stupid boat crash into some rocks near my hunting ground.  Ha ha ha, losers.
+>They go off in the direction of the trolls.  Lul.  Dumbasses.  This is gon be good.
+>A couple days later, they are back.  Wtf.
+>I trot up to say Hi.  Maybe to eat one of them too.  That lawful male human fighter looks pretty tasty ngl.
+>They think I'm just a normal horse LOL.  This gon be good.  Billions must roll initiative!
+>I try to nibble at LMHF and they attack me!  Rude!
+>I bite the fighter really hard and shake him until he stops moving.  His blood is delicious!
+>Then the barbarian slices me open real good.  Ouch!
+>Run away!
+>They strike again as I flee.  That really hurt!
+>Everything is fading.
+Dammit, all I wanted was a snack.  :-(
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