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 +Ragnhildr available 12/19.
  
 +====== Local Adventurers Kill and Loot at Ruined Dorfhold! ======
 +
 +Reifen L3 Freebooter \\
 +Boggart L1 Dorf Craftpriest \\
 +Maccus (henchman) ??? \\
 +Alessia ??? \\
 +Colter L4 Thief \\
 +Brak L3 Thief (henchman) \\
 +Llewellyn L1 Mage \\
 +Sirfen ??? \\
 +Mani L? Wonderworker? \\
 +Astesia ??? \\
 +Spetznaz the Doge \\
 +Sniff the Doge \\
 +Ragnvaldr Redhelm L2 Dorf Tombsealer 
 +
 +{{:brythonnia:pics:thu_dec_14_09_58_23_pm_est_2023.jpg?direct&600|}}
 +
 +OFF TO THE DORFHOLD!  We got whorses an sheet.  Moving at 120.  Woo.
 +
 +We followed the river, and came upon a ruined stone building full of junk piles!
 +
 +We found a chest in the junk!
 +
 +LOOOOOOT!
 +
 +6000sp \\
 +20 bundles of furs \\
 +Gems! (yuge ruby, pearl, 2x Chalc, orange (based) amber) \\
 +Crystal vial w/ purple liquid.
 +
 +Then we made it to the Dorfhold!  This place is YUGE!  Big ramp up to smashed up front doors.  Battlements above!  And 2x collapsed places up on the cliff face that we can't get to!
 +
 +We went in!  A murder room with battlements to the sides, and a broken bridge through the center!
 +
 +Colter and Reifen climbed up on the battlements to scout around!
 +
 +OH SHIT, A GIANT FLY!  REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
 +
 +(It was scared of all the BDE and flew away.)
 +
 +Nothing too scary up there!  They come down.
 +
 +We go out and chop down some trees to make a makeshift bridge across the broken bridge in the murder room!
 +
 +ONWARDS!
 +
 +Double doors!  We go through!
 +
 +KOBOLDS RUN AWAY WHEN WE OPEN THEM!
 +
 +More double doors!  We go through!
 +
 +Atrium with yuge rug.  Nothing under it.  Big smooth walled pit in the middle.  Double doors to the W, N, and E!
 +
 +Doges smell stuff at every door.  Hm!
 +
 +Dropped a torch down the pit!  100' deep!  There's a ledge 50' down!
 +
 +OH SHIT!  12 GIANT RATS!
 +
 +Kill kill kill!
 +
 +Ragnvaldr tombseals the north door.
 +
 +We go east!
 +
 +Secret door!
 +
 +Treasure ROOM!!!!!!!!!
 +
 +10000cp \\
 +2 rugs \\
 +16 ingots \\
 +4 fancy feathers \\
 +3 logs of fanciness \\
 +4gal oil \\
 +barrel o' fish \\
 +20 bricks of salt \\
 +Bottle of wine \\
 +Spifftastic Chainmaille (later identified as +1).
 +
 +More doors!  We hear activity behind them!
 +
 +We set up a KILL PLAN!
 +
 +OPEN DOORS!
 +
 +OH SHIT!  16 MOORLOCKS and 1 BIG CHIEF MOORLOCK!
 +
 +THEY ARE SURPRISED!
 +
 +THROW MILITARY OIL!
 +CAST BURNING HANDS!
 +
 +CHIEF DEAD!  1/2 the moorlocks dead!
 +
 +The rest surrender!
 +
 +We put them to the sword!  FOR GREAT VICTORY!  ZIG!
 +
 +Another door!
 +
 +Sounds of heavy breathing behind it!  It's either Huwyte Apes or the 1000 year old zombie dorf king looking at anime trap pr0n and beating it.
 +
 +Either way, we fucked off and backtracked!
 +
 +A LOCKED DOOR!
 +
 +We picked it!
 +
 +A BIGASS STONE CHEST!  FUCK YESSSSS!
 +
 +Reifen finds a tripwire and sets it off with his polearm.
 +
 +HOLY SHIT A YUGE ROCK FALLS OUT OF THE CEILING!
 +
 +Phew, good thing we didn't trip a trap accidentally! ... ... ... ...
 +
 +Reifen goes in and checks the chest.
 +
 +OH SHIT A POISON GAS TRAP!  (not the kind of trap the 1000 year old zombie dorfen king may have been beating it to either!)
 +
 +REIFEN IS DEAD!  NUUUUUUUUUUU!  FUCK!
 +
 +Mani summons barbarians to get the body so we can try to save him!  The gas kills them all!  SHIT SHIT SHIT!
 +
 +The gas clears!  We grab the body!
 +
 +Really shitty rolls on mortal wounds table!  REIFEN IS DEAD FO SHO!  D:
 +
 +We look in the chest.
 +
 +2000 gp \\
 +5000 sp \\
 +8000 cp
 +
 +We grab Reifen's body and all the treasure (except the logs) and fuck off back to the whorses!
 +
 +We fuck off towards Caer Sidi at top speed!
 +
 +We stop and grab the furs from that ruin from before.
 +
 +We continue fucking off!
 +
 +We come across a lovely magical oak clearing with a fancy peaceful magical pond.
 +
 +QUICK!  THROW REIFEN IN!  MAYBE HE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE!
 +
 +No?
 +
 +Well shit.
 +
 +We continued fucking off.
 +
 +OH SHIT!  A HERD OF ANGRY MOOSES!  RUN AWAY!
 +
 +(We ran away.)
 +
 +Finally back to Caer Sidi!
 +
 +We pay to have Restore Life and Limb cast on Reifen!
 +
 +He rolls shitty (but is alive)!  THERE ARE PRICES FOR MESSING WITH MORTALITY!  REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 +
 +Victory?  Maybe?
 +
 +953 xp/PC
 +1023 gp/PC
 +
 +Ragnvaldr wastes 800gp feeding the hungry chillens (XP bank)
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